The pizza's too hot, ask the chef
Anonymous said: Do you have a REAL girlfriend or is she anime?
FUCK YOU SHE’S REAL TO ME
youtube just recommended me a fred video in the year 2014
this is the face of a broken man
when you see a picture of really good food on the internet
I threw some coins in a wishing well and my wish came true!!!
are you waiting for someone to say “what was your wish” to set you up for a joke
to have less money