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The pizza's too hot, ask the chef ______________________________ "You gotta pat yourself on the back for a bang-up job on that one, buddy."

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff 


I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

lameborghini:

1. wear more black
2. be meaner to boys
3. do homework maybe

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history

kimpossibooty:

Someone call the press because I’m about to make history